WHAT IF GOD SAID "LOOKING FOR A SUBLET SEPT-NOV 2022, ONE BEDROOM, NO DOOR"?
I'D BE LIKE "HEY GOD: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS VINTAGE GREY SALAMI ROAD BIKE! LAST SEEN ON MARCH 1ST 2015! HAS A REFLEX BEARINGS STICKER ON IT! COULD POSSIBLY BE PAINTED A DIFFERENT COLOR BY NOW"
